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“Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week”

Posted on January 3, 2014January 3, 2014 by Alan

the ONION logoOkay, you probably won’t find a whole bunch of the ONION articles linked on Traditores…and I’m not big on snarky…but this is hilarious. It is so short I can’t excerpt much, but it starts off:

MACON, GA—Sources confirmed today that the brainwashed morons at First Baptist Assembly of Christ, all of whom blindly accept whatever simplistic fairy tales are fed to them, volunteer each Wednesday night to provide meals to impoverished members of the community.

And it continues in that vein… 🙂

As a bonus, here is my favorite the ONION video (perhaps even my favorite YouTube one):

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1feEqgRZQI&rel=0&w=512]

Hat tip for the ONION article to Ace of Spades HQ.

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